Things Overheard in Men’s Rooms

Poker player ggrouchie reports on a funny thing he overheard in the bathroom while playing on the Strip the other night. It reminds of us our previous poll.

Flush Flash: Phantom Sink

There are so many times I question my existence when washing my hands in a casino. The sensors never seem to recognize the fact that I am frantically waving my mitts under the faucet. But on a recent trip to New York New York, the sink was running by itself—and for God knows how long. I shudder to think of how much agua was wasted that day.

MGM Grand Bathroom Update

The bathrooms at MGM Grand near Studio Walk now have mini plasma screens installed over the faucets. Does anyone take enough time washing his or her hands to watch an entire commercial?

Metamucil Break

Sorry folks. The bowels have been slow.  We’re still here and spot-checking johns, but we got distracted by the holidays.  New reviews coming soon!

And Now He’s Dead.

Well folks, the leader of North Korea has passed. Sure, he was a cruel dictator with a soft spot for Mickey Mouse and imported booze. But here at The Straight Flush, we will always remember Kim Jong Il as a man who diligently inspected toilet paper even though he never pooped.

(Photo courtesy The Blaze.)